Today, in T3Am-GaM3rZ1's journalNews SummaryWell, it's almost time to feel the horrible embrace of school again. We have only one week left to enjoy our final moments of freedom before we are dragged back to that torturous hell that is school. So we have to make every minute count.
Making Every Minute LastThough we're not 100% sure how to make every second count and minute last, we do know that we are quite bored. So we present you with what you're about to see below...
GaM3rZ1's OlympicsOut of boredom, we decided make a little comic spoof idea for the Olympics, where your favorite dysfunctional 4 take on the various sports of the Olympics while representing their countries.
Pyro - Russia
Venom - Germany
Shade - China
Bushido - USA
The Longest JumpBushido: (Standing at the end of the track, preparing to run to build up for the leap) (Sweat goes down his face, eyes squint a bit, focusing on the longest yard on the jump) (Crouched down)
Referee dude: (Shoots the gun)
Bushido: (Runs as fast as he can, leaving behind a huge dust cloud) (Makes a really weird face while running) (As he reaches the end and prepares to jump) (HEADSHOT!) (Random bullet flies out of no where and hits him in the head) (Does a backflip in mid-jump and faceplants on the sand, skids on his face towards the furthest yard) (Stops and bleeds a pool of blood) (Dies)
Judges: (Old people) (Look at each other) (Raise up 3 signs, one has a W, the other has a T, and the last has an F)
Shade: (Standing on the side of the judge’s table) This isn’t the skeet shooting range? (Holding his sniper rifle)
(The End)
The Dead LiftVenom: (Buffed up and showing off to the crowd by flexing) (Evil smile)
Bushido: (Gets jealous, tries to do the same, but gets a really bad hernia and collapses) (Twitches on the ground)
(Later...)
Venom and Bushido: (Standing in front of a huge barbell weight)
Bushido: (Glares at Venom, squints his eyes for an epic staredown)
Venom: (Just smiles evilly again and looks back at him)
Bushido: (Grabs the weight, tries to lift it) (Gets a bunch of veins to show up on his body, sweating a lot) (Eye twitches) (Suddenly his back cracks and he collapses)
Venom: (Yawns) (Grabs the weight and easily lifts it up with one hand) (Keeps showing off with his other arm)
(The End)
(Side note: We actually found out about that one guy who really horribly messed up his arm doing the weight thing after we made this)
The Javelin ThrowVenom: (Normal form) (Standing at the end of the track, holding a javelin) (Starts running, reaches the end of the track and tosses the javelin)
Bushido: (Sitting at a bench on the sidelines, drinking Mountain Dew) (Suddenly the javelin impales Bushido in the mouth and comes out the back of his head) (Falls over and dies in a pool of his own blood and a javelin in his mouth)
Venom: Does that still count as inbounds?
Judges: (Raises the W, T, and F signs again)
(The End)
100 Meter SwimPyro: ^_^ (Puts on his little cap, preparing to swim) (Does some stretches)
Bushido: (Puts on his cap thing over his amazing baldness) GRRRR...Z0RZ!
Pyro and Bushido: (Get on their little stand thing, waiting for the gun)
Referee dude: (Shoots the gun)
Pyro and Bushido: (Leap into the pool and swim)
Bushido: (Swims like a maniac, sends a bunch of water flying out of the pool because of all the force he’s using while swimming)
Pyro: ^_^ (Just doggie paddles really slowly)
Bushido: (Almost reaches the end)
Random Shark: (Leaps out and eats Bushido, pool turning red in the spot he dies)
Pyro: ^_^ (Swims to the edge, climbs up and wins) YAYZ!
(The End)
TAG-ATTACK!Tagged by
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!
CHARACTERS:
Shade
Venom
Pyro
Bushido
and
Keezah. LOLZ! (Some of you may know her, some and most may not)
Who/What are you?
Shade: I'm a hedgehog from China, I make a living off what I do and sleep well every night.
Venom: I'm the strongest, buffest, and hottest echidna man any chick will ever lay eyes on. (Evil smile)
Pyro: ME PYRO! ^_^ (Russian Fox/Kitsune with 3 tails)
Bushido: I R T3H BUSHID0RZ! I R ALMIGHTY UH-MERICAN HUMANZ0RZ! (Hero pose!)
Keezah: I'm a Morphian, but I'm a hybrid with a succubus, so I'm more female than an unknown gender. I usually like the form of a fox. (Giggles a bit)
YOU WANT A HUG?? XD
Shade: Not really...
Venom: If it's from a chick with a nice rack, hell's yeah.
Pyro: HUG! ^_^
Bushido: I R NOT WANT HUGZ0RZ! I R MANZ0RZ! I R NOT N33D HUGZ0RZ!
Keezah: I want a nice guy to hug me, prefferably a strong man I can cuddle in his arms.
You got any bad habits??
Shade: I do not enjoy anyone stepping on my clean floor, I often shoot them for it.
Venom: Uhhh, not really. (Compulsive habit of wanting sex)
Pyro: o_o Not know...(Nothing, we guess)
Bushido: I R PERFECTZ0RZ! (Super-sized ego, l33t-speaking speech impediment, and thinks he can beat everyone)
Keezah: I wouldn't say it's a bad habit, but it's a naughty one. (Smirks) (Enjoys being
constantly)
Are you a boy or a girl??
Shade: Male...
Venom: There's a bulge in my pants the size of a foot-long hotdog, figure it out from there.
Pyro: BOY! ^_^
Bushido: I R MANZ0RZ! H33R ME ROARZ0RZ!
Keezah: Part succubus makes me more female than unknown. (Giggles)
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Shade: None.
Venom: Nope.
Pyro: Lord 9-tails, Commander 8-tails, Brother 7-tails, Brother 6-tails, Brother 5-tails, Brother 4-tails, Brother 2-tails, and Brother 1-tail! ^_^
Bushido: I R ONLY ONEZ0RZ!
Keezah: Oh, you should meet my adorable little brothers. (Smirks) Well, one of them is a big, strong one and the other is just a cutie. (Giggles)
Are you a virgin?
Shade: No.
Venom: Hell's no.
Pyro: o_o ? (Confused) (But no)
Bushido: Errrr...z0rz....(Yes. LOLZ!)
Keezah: Aw, no way. (Smirks)
Who's your crush/mate/spouse?
Shade: I might propose to her...
Venom: I got a mate. (Evil smile)
Pyro: ME HAVE FRIEND! ^_^
Bushido: Errrrr...z0rz...(He's got a crush, but won't admit it. LOLZ!)
Keezah: I got a big, strong man to keep me occupied. (Winks)
Do you have any kids?
Shade: No, I'll have to think about it.
Venom: I got 3 now, someone told me I should have around 64 in the future.
Pyro: o_o ? (Has two kids, Sparky and Flare, twins)
Bushido: NOZ0RZ!
Keezah: Oh, I'm not ready to have kids yet.
What's your favorite food?
Shade: I enjoy a good cup of coffee more than anything else.
Venom: (Evil smile) Human flesh.
Pyro: CANDY! ^_^
Bushido: SANDWICHZ0RZ!
Keezah: I'll give ya a hint: it's thick, creamy, and it's naturally made. (Giggles a bit)
Have you ever killed anyone?
Shade: It's part of my daily life.
Venom: Fuck yeah.
Pyro: o_o ? (Yes, but he thinks they "disappear")
Bushido: I R PWNZ0RD MANY N00BZ0RZ! (Has tried many times, but has never successfully killed anyone)
Keezah: That's a secret. (Smirks)
Do you like to destroy things?
Shade: I'd rather be the non-violent type, only using it as a last resort...
Venom: Hell's yeah.
Pyro: o_o ? (Not exactly)
Bushido: I R MASTER OF BREAKINGZ0RZ! (Breaks himself more than anything else)
Keezah: Oh no, that's too violent.
Do you hate/dislike anyone?
Shade: I left that all behind...
Venom: I can name a few...
Pyro: o_o ? (No)
Bushido: N00BZ0RZ! (Alot...)
Keezah: Well...I actually kinda like her, but I don't think she's willing to kiss and make up. (Smirks)
Do you love anyone?
Shade: Yes.
Venom: Hell's yeah.
Pyro: LOVE FRIEND! ^_^
Bushido: I R NOT N33D LOVEZ0RZ! (Secretly does)
Keezah: My big man I see every night. (Giggles)
What is your job?
Shade: Professional hitman, I also do assassinations at parties.
Venom: I manage and own a huge-ass chain of strip clubs that spans across other planets.
Pyro: o_o ? (Too young)
Bushido: I R MARINEZ0RZ! (Well, not exactly 100% of the time)
Keezah: I work for big V and his strip clubs, I'm one of the strippers there. (Smirks) Come on down and see me sometime.
What do you do to relax?
Shade: Read a book, enjoy a cup of coffee.
Venom: Watch porn on TV.
Pyro: PLAY TOYS! ^_^
Bushido: PWN N00BZ0RZ!
Keezah: Oh, it involves a little pleasure. (Giggles a bit)
There's a person who's teasing you, what would you do?
Shade: Give them a warning shot, then shoot them in a limb.
Venom: Disembowel them and force-feed their intestines back to them.
Pyro: MAKE GO BOOM! >_<
Bushido: I R WILL PWNZ0RZ THEM!
Keezah: Tease? Depends on what kind of tease. (Smirks)
Let's say there's a person you really care about but she/he doesn't know your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Shade: I have feelings?
Venom: Uhhhh...sex?
Pyro: o_o ? (Confused)
Bushido: Errr....z0rz...
Keezah: I'd show them first-hand...in bed.
What kind of powers do you have?
Shade: I move fast enough that I can catch raindrops as they fall down, figure it out.
Venom: (Flexes his muscles) Does this explain it for ya?
Pyro: o_o Me not know...(High-powered explosives and flamethrowers, mostly his demolitions ability)
Bushido: I R HAVE MANY POWERZ0RZ! (None)
Keezah: I can shape my body in ways that people can only dream of. (Smirks)
What is your sexuality?
Shade: Straight.
Venom: I bang chicks and chicks only, duh.
Pyro: o_o ? (Confused) (Straight)
Bushido: I R STRAIGHTZ0RZ! (That's actually correct)
Keezah: Well...I swing both ways if you know what I mean. (Bi)
Favorite season??
Shade: Spring, perfect for my garden to start blooming.
Venom: Summer, hit the beach and scope out chicks in hot bikinis. (Smirks)
Pyro: Not sure...>_< (Likes them all)
Bushido: SUMMERZ0RZ! I R CAN PWNZ0RZ N00BZ0RZ IN T3H SUNZ0RZ!
Keezah: Oh, summer, of course. I can finally put on that skimpy bikini I bought and really show off to the boys. (Giggles)
Who's your best friend?
Shade: I suppose the 3 roomates I have to live with...
Venom: Uhhh, Shady, I guess.
Pyro: FRIEND! ^_^ (Rappi)
Bushido: I R NOT N33DZ0RZ FRIENDS! (No idea)
Keezah: They're attached to my chest. (Smirks)
Hobbies?
Shade: Reading, gardening, cleaning.
Venom: Sex, listening to metal, watching porn, more sex.
Pyro: Playing with friends! ^_^
Bushido: PWNING N00BZ0RZ! (Eating too)
Keezah: Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex at night, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, alot of sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex for fun, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, more sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex in the morning, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex with anything that literally moves, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, shitload of sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, and sex. Did I mention sex?
So...what are you gonna do now that this tag is over?
Shade: Take care of my garden.
Venom: Find a nice, hot chick and rape her.
Pyro: o_o Not know...
Bushido: PWN N00BZ0RZ!
Keezah: Go find my big man and give him a night he'll never forget. (Smirks)
Clockwork Maniac: Black Bolt
Blood Fury: Black Moon
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Naitsuki: Unless you wish to know how it feels like to have a 60$, aluminum sole, black leather boot stuck up your rear end, I do advise you to SHUT THE FOOK UP! Thank you. cB
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Naitsuki: Unless you wish to know how it feels like to have a 60$, aluminum sole, black leather boot stuck up your rear end, I do advise you to SHUT THE FOOK UP! Thank you. cB
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